i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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