i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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