Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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