quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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