Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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