More tranny stories later!
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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