Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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