I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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