Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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