Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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