OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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