Umm I'm too high to move.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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