Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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