he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
