it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
These tits shall not be calmed
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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