i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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