Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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