drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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