Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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