she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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