I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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