Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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