I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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