gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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