Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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