I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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