Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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