I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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