What should our trivia night team be named?
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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