Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
only you would photoshop your dick
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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