Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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