Duck Duck Cougar?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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