she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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