the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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