we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
