I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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