I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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