Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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