i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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