I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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