Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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