I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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