I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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