she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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