Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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