i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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