ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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