And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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