I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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