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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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