But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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