So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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