This girl is more easily done than said...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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