All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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