this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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