ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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