Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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