I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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