He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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