Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I bet he comes in French.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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